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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Judging by the smile on his face, the Safe Haven must be the men’s bathroom at the bus station in West Hollywood.

  2. Johnny P!

    Seacrest Dictionary:
    “Safe Haven”: a woman who will pretend to be fucking you in exchange for loads of money.

  3. Mike Walker

    That mouth is built for girth.

  4. “I’m responsible for most of the shit on TV.”

  5. Someone Else

    Seacrest is gazing at Josh Duhamel.

  6. Cock Dr

    What a yap!
    He looks like a knob gobbler.

  7. biff

    Based on the hairline and the shoulders, it looks like Ryan should be looking straight at the camera. However, if you look carefully, his eyes and off-center to his right an his moth is also off-center to his right but by a smaller amount. Creepy!

  8. Staring longingly at his boyfriend Mario Lopez.

  9. This asshole and Kris Jenner are two halves of the antichrist.

  10. Dragon

    He’s obviously bi and not gay, as some of you wish.

  11. Such an imposing figure!

  12. cc

    I CANNOT believe he bangs Julianne Hough. I hate this world.

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