1. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know what Jedward is, but hopefully it’s what the terrorist said before he blew up the very spot where they’re standing.

  2. gnarla

    So “Jedward” is a mix of Robert Pattinson and Justin Timberlake?

  3. No.
    I think Jedward must be slang for twinks with AIDS.

  4. Jedward is what they jizzed on her face a couple of hours later

  5. Here we have the only two men who would have sex with her anymore.

    • AnnaD.

      Pretty sure she does not have an 8-inch cock, which means these… men do not want to have sex with her.

  6. Someone get me a bat.

  7. So wait…It’s still okay to call the mentally handicapped “Jedward?” That just doesn’t seem right.

  8. you totally know Tara made off with both of their wallets.

  9. If Ellen was cloned, this is what I imagine it would be like.

  10. They hang out with Tara because hey, someone has to work the camcorder.

  11. Caroline

    Two fruits and a flop.

  12. Fine, you got water on Macaulay Culkin but for God’s sake Tara don’t feed them after midnight!

  13. emma watsons' vagina

    nothing says paranoid insecure neurotic mess of a hasbeen y pretending to be in a threesome with two men of alternative lifestyles.

  14. Are these the two blonde aliens on Super Jail?

  15. My guess is these beings are just something that fell off of her one day during a waxing. Then kind of grew legs and followed her around.

  16. I haven’t seen that beautiful Tara Reid smile in a very long time. I guess trying to light farts with two refugees from “Village of the Damned” really tickles her fancy nowadays.

  17. tlmck

    Somebody missed the memo on what color jeans to wear.

  18. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody sure took a dark turn in the later years.

  19. On the good side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus
    On the bad side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus

  20. cc

    More fodder for my domestic drone strikes campaign.

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