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  1. B&WMinstrel

    Also available in ‘Natural’

  2. Nonny Moose

    Cher in the funhouse mirror!

  3. So apparently whoever put Bruce Willis’s kids together is not done yet…

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s 75% silicone, 20% hair, 15% elbows, and… shit, I gotta add these numbers again.

  5. Her nose is 4 feet long.

  6. Wow who’s crypt did she crawl out of?

  7. I love her big, fat, ghalichis.

  8. AnnaD.

    Worst disguise ever. That’s definitely an alien.

  9. Cock Dr

    Holy Hairdo!

  10. Seen here are the “Essex” variety of implants. They’re very much like the “Ecclestone” variety—the only real difference is the price tag.

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Note to all Death Camp survivors: go easy on the plastic surgery choices before you’ve regained your normal body mass.

  12. when she squeezes her waist her bolt-ons bounce upwards.

  13. Mannequin 3: Now With Bolt-Ons!

  14. Like a skinny Kim Kardashian.

  15. Can someone please tell her she’s allowed TWO tic-tacs a day?

  16. It’s the size 0 version of Kartrashian.

  17. someone introduce her to a sandwich.

  18. cc

    ‘What size, geez, I dunno, I guess if the combined weight of both implants is the same as the rest of my body, that would be fine.’

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