I gotta say, I am digging the new hairy trend…

Kellie: “Ohmygawd! I’m so embarrassed! I thought it was called ‘Run FROM Your Wife!’ “

I love this pic. There’s so much going on.

As a woman, you’ve clearly lost the genetic lottery when your breasts are not only negligible in size but also located closer to your belly button than your collar bone. One might suggest Kellie knows this, and hence flashes hairy pussy (?, or ambiguous knickers designed to create the impression) in order to distract attention from the former fact.

I wish MORE women would continue with the “I’m shy, I’m going to pull my skirt over my head” routine past the age of four. I just wish THIS one hadn’t!

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Probably wishing the E kicked in *after* the red carpet walk.

Hike up your belt, your tits are falling.

eewwww. flashback to pantyhose. so 1980.

I miss Olan Mills glamour shots.

She doesn’t look too hot in this photo, but in Google she looks very pleasant. I believe I would like to know her better. In the Biblical sense.

There isn’t one part of this photo that is remotely attractive. The “mid sneeze” face, the breasts that are six inches too low, the jungle bush, the terrible dress…I am rock hard right now.

Who can even notice her Tatars when there is a red nailed fist locked on her elbow!!! Low boobs, 18 comments, three hands, 1 comment…

Who in the hell does that hand belong to??