1. “Say hello to your motha…”

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Let’s begin with the “coulda stopped terrorism attacks, war, disease, etc.” kind of jokes.

  2. Jill

    El Hormiguero? More like El Hormoguero!… I’m 5.

  3. JC

    “Ya know, if I’d been on dem trains in Madrid back in ’04, there wouldna been no explodings. I woulda beat dem bombs apart with my fists, you Spanish pussies.”

  4. Acting, rapping, preventing terror attacks, restauranteur, and now ventriloquism. Is there anything this guy can’t do?

  5. Raoul

    “That’s not where I keep my wallet.”
    “I’m not looking for your wallet.”

  6. “I could totally have stopped the Spanish-American war. And I don’t even masturbate.”

  7. “2012 the world’s gonna end from some assterdoid? Well not as long as I’m around. I’ll just smack it out of the way at the last second. What other probs you got sissy?”

  8. El Jefe

    Is this the even gayer Bradley Cooper?

  9. When did he grow a second head? Oh yeah – when the ego just wouldn’t fit in the first one.

  10. George P Burdell

    Torturing TV host/terrorists with wedgies since 2001

  11. Johnny

    And now a song….

    “Yeah, can you feel it, baby? I can too
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it”

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Hormiguero apparently means the same thing as maricon.

  13. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Say hello to your prostate for me.”

  14. RobN

    I thought it was Tom Green for a second.

  15. cc

    El Hormiguero = The Homely One according to Google translator.

  16. Mark Wahlberg photo bombs himself.

  17. The Brown Streak

    Mark Wahlberg would have stopped colon cancer.

  18. I thought that said El Homoqueero. I really did.

  19. Buddy the Elf

    I bet he is a dick in Spanish, too.

  20. turd da third

    Here let me show you my new Ventriloquism act…….

  21. turd da third

    opps brownfinger,,, not good…

  22. Huh?

    Marky Mark is going to fight Kenny Florian?! I’ve got $50 on Florian if Wahlberg doesn’t get to start the fight with his arm up Kenny’s ass.

  23. EricLr

    I you were a terrorist trying to take over my plane… I.WOULD.KILL.YOU….

  24. what the huh?

    ventriloquism dummies are getting more and more life like these days

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