1. “If you can pronounce my name and title, you have a crack at it…”

  2. “I was told you like to stare at women’s breasts and not listen to them.”
    “Did you say something?”

  3. contusion

    “Apologies, Mr. Clooney, about the trophy. I know it’s just an old liquor decanter we found in a thrift store, but it’s the best we could do.”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Wow, George Clooney won the “Bunch of broken shit that fell off someone’s mantle and was glued back together” Award.

  5. She makes up for tiny breasts with the worlds largest bouquet of flowers.

  6. Boobooloo

    Wonder if he found it strange to be that close to a woman his own age

  7. George: “I von der Leyen you!”

  8. “Oh, yeah. If I was 86, I’d totally go for you.”

  9. So . . . need anyone to Minister to your Social Affairs?

  10. Mike701

    May I call you Madam Sugartits?

  11. Toe Jam

    “Unhand my vibrator, with a butt tickler”.

  12. FattyMcGee

    “I’m sorry, but I find your breasts utterly fascinating. I’ve never seen real ones on a woman this age before.”

  13. “I wrote mein number on der bottom iff you effer get tired of der Keibler.”

  14. “Sorry, this award was supposed to go to Mr. Clowny.”

  15. He won the what award?

  16. SuperJ

    And this is why you will only see Clooney with the young ladies.

  17. They make a cute couple!

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