The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.27.13
Desmond Bryant's mugshot after being arrested for criminal mischief (which admittedly sounds kind of fun) in Miami. (February 24, 2013)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’d love to believe this was real. They let you do mugshots without a shirt ?
desmond “short bus” bryant….has a nice ring to it.
They must have axed him what 2 + 1 was
Hello Derp.
Now we can finally complete “Plan 9 from Outer Space!”
At what point can doctors and scientists determine when a football player begins to become brain damaged?
This, alas, remains an elusive mystery…
I think it’s when their head starts to fuse directly to the shoulders, no longer requiring the “neck”.
But hey, I’m no doctor…
Well… a bit of news. This is NOT the Dez Bryant that plays receiver for the Cowboys (who has also had some run-ins with the law).
Just some other neck-less S.O.B. with the same name.
he’s on the raiders..
You should have just captioned this, “Me,” Fish.
Looks like Carlton has an allergic reaction to bee stings.
Is this the guy from Beetlejuice who swallowed a chicken bone sideways?
It must be very hard for him to buy dress shirts
Thumbhead 2.0
Clearly a MENSA member.
You have to admit, he does a pretty good LeAnn Rimes imitation.
“Criminal mischief” must mean “eating an entire submarine sandwich in one swallow, then disrupting the peace by choking on it.”
He should really get that checked out. Looks like goiter.
I would have thought that someone with Down Syndrome playing in the NFL would have been more newsworthy.
The best part? He’s a Harvard grad. No, really:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Bryant
WTF is he one of those creatures from Men in Black?
He appears to have Verne Troyer stuck in his throat.
Stewie is trying to escape!
Looks like the throat of a croaking frog.