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I walked in to a hotel the other day and the two doormen jumped up and opened a door each to let me in. I was thinking ‘At last. It’s finally happening’ and then I turned around and saw this bastard wandering in behind me.
Wow. You just can’t win in Dublin, can you?
BOND BITCHES!!
Dude it wasn’t that funny!
worse bond ever
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Timothy Dalton says “hi”
“Then I says to the pisante crater-faced fuck, ‘Suck my SkyBALLS!!!’ Get it? SkyBALLS?!?!’”
It’s okay Pierce maybe there will be a Remington Steele retrospective at the next Oscars.
“God I love raw onions !!! HAHAHA !!!!”