1. If I saw him at an airport I would so walk up to him and ask “So which daughter are we rescuing this week?”…

  2. Please no one quote the “I have a set of skills” remark from the movie. Please. *Crosses fingers*

  3. Juch

    “What I do have are a very particular set of airport skills; skills I have acquired over very long flights. Skills that make me a nightmare for flight ticketing agents like you. If you book me first class now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you book me coach, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

  4. “I don’t know who you are or what you want. But if you return my luggage and my proper clothes, that’ll be the end of it.” And so on…

  5. cc

    He’s on his way to the Screen Actors Guild for a hearing…they were threatening to throw him because he appeared in ‘Battleship’ and ‘Taken 2′ in the same year.

  6. uhha

    where’s the pee stain?

  7. Give me back my sobriety.

  8. Aww, hun. Get some sleep. Yikes.

  9. Bouncy Castle

    I honestly thought it was David Soul at first glance.

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