“Congratulations Joaquin. I’m moving you to the adult class.”
I would pay money to see a toddler kick his ass…
“But sensei, I swear I’m ready to take down that copycat douche, Shia! Just give me a chance!”
Sweep the leg, Phoenix. Do you have a problem with that?
he seems comfortable with the brown belt. matches the stain in his boxers.
“Great. Now stretch the other leg for a black belt.”
A green belt…that means he beat up a child, right?
Can’t wait for William Zabka to kick his ass.
or as Archer said, “the Dane Cook of martial arts”
When do I get to fight Weston Cage?
Okay, I’ve pinned this twelve-year-old down…now what Woody?
He’s just trying to get an orange belt so he can tie off.
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Joaquin Phoenix at a karate class in Los Angeles. (February 25, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN