1. “When Robin Hood leaves Sherwood forest, He’s gonna get an arrow right up his arse!”

  2. you can really see the blue blood in that hand.

  3. ultra

    going peasant, err, umm, “pheasant” hunting.

  4. Flowery Owl

    “This is for District 12.”

  5. MarketingMike

    Wow, an 18th Century Toilet Plunger!

  6. Swearin

    “So these are accurate at what distance? Could I, say, stand outside the gates of Her Majesty’s chambers at Windsor and still make a clean shot? Uh, no reason, just um…lots of squirrels in that sector”

  7. waynemoores

    Get a good look at all the fucking military regalia on this useless fuck. Never heard a shot fired in anger but a ton of medals hanging off him.

  8. tlmck

    Demonstrating the latest in British military technology.

  9. “Why is the ice cream not coming out?”

  10. Now starring in ‘Hambow: Blue Blood’

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    If those sausages on the end of his right arm aren’t the worst shape-shifted renderings of human fingers I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what are. This reptile is paid to do one job, and he can’t even get that right.

  12. daisy

    Commandant Lassard!!!

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