1. Go ahead and call me gay, but I don’t see what all the fuss is about Chrissy Teigen.

  2. Go ahead and call me gay, but I don’t see what the big fuss is about Chrissy Teigen.

  3. FruitLoop

    Damn it ladies, just take out those tits and mash ‘em together! Just straight nipple to nipple, and then just both stare at that awesome creation.

  4. Bush Tetra

    Wonder Tits Activate!

  5. Now this is what I call clash of the Titans.
    You hear me Neeson and Worthington?????

  6. How do you take a photo of two of the hottest models in the world and make them look like hostesses in the cocktail lounge at Outback Steakhouse?

  7. Brace yourselves, highly filtered photos of a doughy midsection are coming…

  8. ThisWillHurt

    Did one challenge the other to a tits off? Dose one slap the other with her tit to initiate the dual? I’m very concerned about this all of a sudden.

  9. Fancy Face

    the bodies are 9-10, faces 5-6. WTH modeling industry?!

    • I think you’re being harsh with Kate and generous with Chrissy by calling their faces 5-6. Kate’s got a pretty face, and Chrissy is just ugly.

  10. I want to post something witty but my mind is stuck giant titty porno mode and has taken control…

  11. Kate looks good. she’s got a pretty face and great tits, but she’s a future fat chick waiting to happen. She’s gonna have to work her ass off to keep that weight off.

  12. cc

    Kate Upton’s face looks particularly attractive here.

  13. Well fuck then whole lot of you. I think they’re both adorable, tits, faces, and all. If you guys think they’re not up to par, then you should take over the modeling agencies that hire them. Then you could replace these two with your middle-aged wives and their sisters.

  14. Little Tongue

    Thank God for support!

  15. Jaime

    I like Kate, but she’s going to be a “has been” in less than two years.

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