Let the comments about a “tossed salad” begin!
When you’re talking about a salad bowl that big, tossing doesn’t really do it justice…
That’s not a salad, that’s raw cow heart spray painted green for the paps.
Demonstrating the one skill she’s truly mastered.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is now a BBW.
Finally “mixing in a salad”
Oh please, the one thing we all know too well is that she eats!
After checking every plate, drink and salad for a sign of one of her three rings hidden inside, she decided it was safe to eat. Sigh.
Salad? I can see five sausages right next to her mouth.
Yeah, and that big one is mine.
What’s next, a plate of mashed yeast?
I’m sure that it’s just the angle but it looks like a little person just off-camera is feeding her.
Damn you, now that’s all I can see.
LeAnn Rimes just ran out of the room screaming about getting fat.
she’s just eating the mint out of the julep.
Nom nom nom
(hushed whisper to her friends)
“…..I called ahead and told them to wrap the mozzarella sticks in lettuce”
Seen here scraping lettuce out of her mouth
Who knew! Jennifer Love Hewitt cleaned up in Tammy Faye Baker’s will. She got the false eyelashes and the pancake makeup!
“Salad’s not food. Salad comes with the food. You go out, you order a steak. What do they do? They bring you a salad. They don’t even charge you anything for it, cause it ain’t worth anything, cause it ain’t
food! Salad comes before a meal. Salad is a promissory note that
food will soon arrive.”
The bite of salad says she knew the paparazzi were watching…but those ballpark frank sausage fingers say the waiter knows to bring a cheesecake in the doggie bag.
It looks as if someone is pushing on the back of her head.
It’s bad when she has to be force fed by LeAnn Rimes.
Some people! You go girl you eat and F*** People!
What is everyone so pose to weight 60 pounds!
When did her eyelashes become bigger than her career?
At this point it should be obvious to everyone that large helpings of veggies help build great tits!
Wow, they can do anything with Photoshop.
I’d fuck the living fuck out of this fuck’s fuckhole. Then I’d fuck her asshole while I distracted her with a ring.
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