So that’s the face of the “Penguin: the other other white meat” campaign, huh?
Happy Feet 3 : The Gay Crusader
this guy used to be hot. not so much anymore.
I think he’s still cute. The fucknut holding him can crawl in a corner and die though.
I too think he’s still—wait, wait, wait….McFeely…you’re a girl?!? Wah?
So sad right now that he can’t fly
Finally, after all these years, we get a glimpse of Mypos, the homeland of Balki Bartokomous.
I can name two films the penguin was in
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Chokin’ his penguin.
“Living in Oblivion” wrapped 17 years ago, but Dermot never got over his on-set crush on Peter Dinklage.
So he’s trying to make Madonna and Angelina jealous?
I wanna shove his cock in my ass.
penguins don’t have cocks.
That means she really likes him.
aw fuck, not this again!
ah cha cha cha cha!
Tell me that penguin isn’t saying “help me” with his eyes.
“Hi, I’m Jaromir Jagr, and this is Sidney Crosby….and this is Sidney Crosby with a concussion.” (dropkicks penguin) “Any questions?”
You misspelled Sindy.
I think at one point, both were cute. Little round fluff balls… aww!
That’s not a penguin, it’s Sarah Jessica Parker.
Congratulations Dermot on graduating Taxidermy school!
I can’t think of a fitting Chuck Testa quip right now.
“These critters are a bitch to clean, but once they come off the BBQ you’ll agree they’re worth the effort.”
They should have gotten Ozzy Osbourne. He is good with birds.
“Now, this little fella may not be a gerbil, but he’s used to sliding, so his journey up my ass shouldn’t be too difficult.”
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