1. Raoul

    So that’s the face of the “Penguin: the other other white meat” campaign, huh?

  2. Happy Feet 3 : The Gay Crusader

  3. mrsmass

    this guy used to be hot. not so much anymore.

  4. So sad right now that he can’t fly

  5. DeucePickle

    Finally, after all these years, we get a glimpse of Mypos, the homeland of Balki Bartokomous.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I can name two films the penguin was in

  7. Dirty Steve

    Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

  8. Chokin’ his penguin.

  9. “Living in Oblivion” wrapped 17 years ago, but Dermot never got over his on-set crush on Peter Dinklage.

  10. So he’s trying to make Madonna and Angelina jealous?

  11. NewGal

    I wanna shove his cock in my ass.

  12. ah cha cha cha cha!

  13. Tell me that penguin isn’t saying “help me” with his eyes.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Hi, I’m Jaromir Jagr, and this is Sidney Crosby….and this is Sidney Crosby with a concussion.” (dropkicks penguin) “Any questions?”

  15. I think at one point, both were cute. Little round fluff balls… aww!

  16. EricLr

    That’s not a penguin, it’s Sarah Jessica Parker.

  17. Congratulations Dermot on graduating Taxidermy school!

  18. “These critters are a bitch to clean, but once they come off the BBQ you’ll agree they’re worth the effort.”

  19. Clown Shoes

    They should have gotten Ozzy Osbourne. He is good with birds.

  20. Colostomy Bag

    “Now, this little fella may not be a gerbil, but he’s used to sliding, so his journey up my ass shouldn’t be too difficult.”

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