superficial

  1. Frank Burns

    Is that a peace sign or a desperate call for a barber to fix that haircut?

  2. Raoul

    “…and so I gets in there like dis. THAT’s when she let one go and also, vis a vis, the reason my hair looks like dis.”

  3. Put some sunglasses on him, knock him down a peg or two and he is the spitting image of Corey Feldman.

  4. Quite simply, not as cool as he thinks he is.

  5. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    It’s always easy to guess what Mr. White is going to throw in Rock, Paper, Scissors. “Cut you? That’s a good idea.”

  6. joe

    Hey Michael! What’s your current blood alcohol percent?

  7. Hugh Jass

    Heat Miser

  8. El Jefe

    Isn’t he like 20 years late to the screening of that movie?

  9. Contusion

    This guy has always defined train wreck.

  10. Doctor Joystick

    I fucking hate this Riverdance guy.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Jameson International! …Where Everyone Goes Home With A PrizeĀ®.

  12. Ryu

    It’s nice to see Guile cleans up well.

  13. Deacon Jones

    I love this guy.

    He’s the only actor in Hollywood that has the balls to tell it how it is. He was on Stern a couple years ago to promote some movie he was in and Stern goes “So what’s this movie like?” Madsen, no hesitation, goes “It fucking sucks.”

  14. bigalkie

    Fredthesaint drove this guy and he said that he was a very nice guy. Vic Vega rocks!

  15. That shirt has more of an “Adult Film Club” vibe.

  16. Mike Walker

    Cut–it–out!

  17. tlmck

    Can’t really say anything bad. Love his movies, and he has a smokin’ hot sister.

  18. Hipster be squared

  19. The Brown Streak

    Ok, two syllables, sounds like crotch.

  20. EricLr

    Well, at least the coke helped him lose weight.

  21. The only thing I like about this guy is his sister’s breasts!

    Oh wait. Almost forgot. Plus he got to work with Marg Helgenberger’s tits n “Species.”

  22. Steelerchick

    He must be still in character as Mr Blonde

  23. Clown Shoes

    Dudes so fucked up he didn’t realize he dropped his cigar 30 minutes ago.

  24. Chandler Bing’s evil twin will cut your fucking ear off.

  25. Bionic_Crouton

    Does he have the same hair designer as Conan O Brian?

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