Heard later that day: “What do you mean my body keeps passing between the spray particles?!?”

Yet another vain attempt by her to get Gerard Butler to remember her cooter…..

I’ve used that same gun to spray fungicide on my patio deck…

So many chicken cutlets in her face we have idea how old she actually is. But here’s a tip honey, you look older than you actually are.

The lowest job on the Hollywood totem pole – blow drying starlet beaver.

Are Womens Centers shooting kids now?

Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!

We used to call whores painted ladies. I guess we still can.

Top Ho ALWAYS gets one of the bottom girls to deodorize!

Are we sure this isn’t her getting an abortion?

I have the same setup for testing my dates for vaginitis.

The new drug resistant strains of crab lice can’t be shampooed away…they have to be individually shot dead.

Playboy’s getting a little obvious with their air brushing.

spray tan while dressed AND in wedges? Really? She’s an idiot.

Eat your heart out Ms. Rimes, oh that’s right you stole a married man, so that would be Whore Rimes!!!!

i wanna spray my jizz on her

That is not what I meant when I said I she needed to become more familiar with blow jobs.

You’re supposed to use a camera for upskirts.

55 in a 25–you’re going to have to slow that thing down, lady.

“This woman is HOT. Literally! This model GM-45 Geiger Counter is detecting a reading of 160 uRem/hr from her vagina.”

There is nothing I dislike with this picture!

I see she got my Valentine.

The new Portabort Vacuum will have your B -list body back in no time.

When she isn’t looking I would spay a couple of shots on the back of her dress so it looks like she is walking around with a shat stain on the back,, that would move her to the a list for sure…