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  1. Raoul

    Heard later that day: “What do you mean my body keeps passing between the spray particles?!?”

  2. Yet another vain attempt by her to get Gerard Butler to remember her cooter…..

  3. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I’ve used that same gun to spray fungicide on my patio deck…

  4. CranAppleSnapple

    So many chicken cutlets in her face we have idea how old she actually is. But here’s a tip honey, you look older than you actually are.

  5. The lowest job on the Hollywood totem pole – blow drying starlet beaver.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Are Womens Centers shooting kids now?

  7. Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!

  8. Contusion

    We used to call whores painted ladies. I guess we still can.

  9. bigalkie

    Top Ho ALWAYS gets one of the bottom girls to deodorize!

  10. Are we sure this isn’t her getting an abortion?

  11. Mike Walker

    I have the same setup for testing my dates for vaginitis.

  12. The new drug resistant strains of crab lice can’t be shampooed away…they have to be individually shot dead.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Playboy’s getting a little obvious with their air brushing.

  14. disillusionisreal

    spray tan while dressed AND in wedges? Really? She’s an idiot.

  15. Trey

    Eat your heart out Ms. Rimes, oh that’s right you stole a married man, so that would be Whore Rimes!!!!

  16. skunk

    i wanna spray my jizz on her

  17. George P Burdell

    That is not what I meant when I said I she needed to become more familiar with blow jobs.

  18. hmna

    You’re supposed to use a camera for upskirts.

  19. 55 in a 25–you’re going to have to slow that thing down, lady.

  20. “This woman is HOT. Literally! This model GM-45 Geiger Counter is detecting a reading of 160 uRem/hr from her vagina.”

  21. Dylan

    There is nothing I dislike with this picture!

  22. I see she got my Valentine.

  23. The new Portabort Vacuum will have your B -list body back in no time.

  24. turd da third

    When she isn’t looking I would spay a couple of shots on the back of her dress so it looks like she is walking around with a shat stain on the back,, that would move her to the a list for sure…

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