“Call me Queefer Sutherland!”
Dodged THAT chubby one.. yeeesh…
Did that outfit come with a free bowl of soup? It looks good on you though.
“Dayum chick, that’s one smelly ass. What in the hell did you have for dinner?”
The awkward look of a man whose never been that close to a woman before.
“Psssst. Adele. That was pitchy.”
THE POWER OF MOOBS COMPELS THEE!!!
Unfortunately the moobs are not shown off to their best advantage here.
Do I detect the faint outline of a bro?
Agrees he is wearing some sort of manziere.
I forgot all about that episode of Seinfeld. I thought Gillian was talking about the black guy in the background.
I’m surprised he hasn’t managed to find a way to open this sweater 5 buttons deep.
(yikes, a female…)
“Please don’t let Susan Boyle recognize me, please don’t let Susan Boyle recognize me…”
Moobs meeting moobs…awkward!!
Where did his titties go? The fuck happened to his titties. Fucking, last week he had giant tits, and now. And now? What’s up tit face?
I’m just getting a look at this today. Why hasn’t anyone said anything about the penis lapel pin?
“I already paid you plenty!” “Now delete those pics of me with the strapon”
This just in…Today Simon Cowell was apprehended as he lifted an unsuspecting woman’s wallet out of her purse…
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