superficial

  1. mike

    Dammit, Janet’s turning white now too.

  2. Any Guy

    “wait ’til they get ‘a load ‘a me”

  3. Raoul

    “Hey! My eyes are up … nevermind.”

  4. I think she has a string in her butt hole that tightens everything up when pulled…

  5. sarah

    shes turning into terri hatcher!

  6. mrsmass

    there’s no way that’s Rose McGowan, right?

  7. celebutard

    Conan wrapped ages ago – you can stop “method acting” with your hairline.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    An honorary Academy Award for The Little Tramp? She must have shown up thinking she was nominated.

  9. you

    latoya looks hot

  10. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “yes folks they are real and they are spectacular”

  11. bi chick

    Is that really Rose McGowan? I miss the Jawbreaker, Marilyn Manson days! Did I just say that?

  12. bi chick

    OMG it is. I am so sad. And, a little scared.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s the look Charlie Chaplin gave them when they dug him up.

  14. El Jefe

    In retrospect going on that date with Chris Brown was not such a good idea.

  15. Contusion

    Hey Gramma, can we have some cookies? Please?

  16. Doctor Joystick

    So how does this work, do you just go into the surgeon’s office and ask for the Bethenny Frankel or do you just drop a picture of Joan Rivers on his desk while frantically pointing and forcing words through your tightened orifice?

  17. Barfy VonBarfgasm

    Thought this was a long, lost member of the Jackson clan.

  18. NOI

    Oh ya, I thought it was Janet Jackson at first too LOL

  19. She was in a bad car crash people, cut her some slack. Sometimes they have to put in cheek implants…and lip implants…and breast implants…and cat eyes…stop me if you get where I’m going with this…

  20. Sliver

    “Gentleman, we have finally done it, we have successfully attached the face of an 80-year old woman to the body of a 38-year old woman. “

  21. pretty vacant

    pfft.
    joan rivers wrecks her car at least once a week.
    on purpose.

  22. The Brown Streak

    What if we replaced the head with a machine gun in the next Grindhouse movie?

  23. I had no idea this was her until I read the caption! Oh Rose, you’re a suntanned, pulled and prodded, wannabe now. Sad face!

  24. Teach a Bitch

    The lesson here is DON’T FUCK MARILYN MANSON or you end up like this.

  25. disillusionisreal

    never done a thing for me.

  26. Oz Matters

    Is this the same penguin from the previous photo?

  27. EricLr

    Mr. Scotty, we need that skin pulled even more taunt NOW

    Captin’, any taunter and the skin’s gonna blow, sir!

    DO IT SCOTTY!!

  28. I liked her better when she swapped her leg out for an M-16

  29. Didn’t she used to have much larger tits?

  30. meg

    She used to be on my “girls I would totally go lesbo for” list back in the Charmed days. A little surgery on the flap of skin under her eye doesn’t explain that mouth or those cheeks. Shame, she was so hot.

    • Colostomy Bag

      Yeah. Pretty obvious she said to her plastic surgeon, “You might as well, while I’m under your knife as a result of this accident, take care of this, this & this as well.”

  31. The TROOF

    SLUT WHORE CUNTBAG BITCH!

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