Amber Heard at the Montblanc Vanity Fair Party in Los Angeles. (February 21, 2012)
Looks rather nice but she sure does have a vacant stare.
It’s ironic someone with the last name Heard has such a vacant I’m-not-listening stare.
I Heard Amber don’t like dudes. shame. because I’d TOTALLY have a shot with her if she did. oh wait.
That chick has a big head. If she put her hands up next to her face she would look like an Edvard Munch painting.
Fuck, too much?
I’m going to allow it.
I love that painting.
She’s clearly thinking very hard about something. Probably fountain pens, and who still uses them.
So what did she hear anyway…?
ESPN presents What if Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Snort.
Cute dress! But she looks like she had whatever Paula Abdul had that night.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with our first successful Chloe Sevigny clone. She’s younger, faster, and 80% less likely to date dirtbags.
The first graduate from the Kristen Stewart School of Facial Expression.
Dude: On the way home a came across a bunch of cows.
Cowboy: Not bunch. Herd.
Dude: Heard of what?
Dude: Of course I’ve heard of cows.
Cowboy: No…a cow herd.
Dude: I don’t give a shit what a cow heard. I got no secrets from a cow!
Amber was quoted as saying “I don’t care about the pen but love the box!”
Everytime I see this chick I think of Stephanie from Full house. I don’t why???
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