superficial

  1. “Mirror mirror on the OMG What in holy hell is that?!?!?!?!”

  2. He-Maaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!

  3. BP

    Is this after she saw Ahnolt’s dye job in pic #2

  4. “And then I was like ‘AHHHH’ and John Hamm’s penis STILL wouldn’t fit in my mouth!”

  5. Two tickets to the premiere of “The Last Stand?!?” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  6. “And this is the face I made when I pretended not to know Arnold fathered a bastard with the maid. This face is worth an extra 50 million!”

  7. cc

    The exact made when she noticed the resemblance between Arnold and the bastard child.

  8. Inner Retard

    Knocked up maids, donkey sex, the Ice Capades… nothing shakes the rich anymore. But screw up their nonfat latte one time…

  9. She’s trying to suck the souls out of everyone within a 10 mile radius.

  10. “Maria, I’ll be back.”

  11. “And she said, ‘Aren’t you Brooke Shields? I LOVED you in Suddenly Susan! Can I have your autograph?’ Oh my GOD! Can you believe it?”

  12. jd

    If she’d done more of that Arnold wouldn’t have been fucking the maid.

  13. tlmck

    She should keep her face this way. It hides the wrinkles and she may actually land a man.

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