I just made a Baba Ghanoush in my diaper.

Looks like he has too much iron in his diet.

“Sheik, can you share with us the finer points of breaking backs, fucking asses, and rendering one humble?”

Love the Sheik – he’s a great follow on Twitter.

Mr. Kathleen Turner.

He looks a bit rusty

One of the few survivors from the days when wrestling was fun.

Is he a wrestler, a condom mascot, or the president of some Arab country?

moments later the black man walks in front of the The Iron Sheik. The Iron Sheik smashes the cane over the black man’s back. Than starts strangling him with the American flag. The Asian guy tries to break it up but The Iron Sheik rips off his gold medal & cold-cocks him. As the black man gasps for air, The Iron Shrik moves over him putting him in the camel clutch….as bystanders watch helplessly the only thing they can do is chant U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

In breaking news, there was a drone strike today on the Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Beverly Hills.

Sweet Jeebus, he can join the Ugly-thon with Kathleen Turner and Anjelica Huston. The more, the uglier…I mean, merrier!

I love this guy, especially the curly-toed shoes.

Good God. Is he still alive?