I assume the sweatpant legs are rolled up for a massive deluge of douchewater.
Not sure there is an explanation for the bitch’s boots though.
Can’t someone run this little asshole over with a truck so we don’t have to see him ever again? We lose people like Heath Ledger and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but we are forced to live on with assholes like this?
DO SOME FUCKING LAUNDRY DIRTBALL!
You could throw me in a goodwill store blindfolded and I’d come out looking way better than this. He’s trying way too hard to…..I don’t fucking know!?!
I think that’s the worst part of all this .. knowing that’s it’s 100% intentional.
Maybe he just doesn’t own a mirror?
And that was the last time that Mrs LaBoeuf let her son pick his own clothes.
He’s trolling the shit out of us. And I love it.
So now he’s plagiarizing Monty Python?
He looks ready to cut some trees in the north pole.
I think he’s actually stealing Britney Spears’ old clothes
pretty sure he’s just trolling us all. i mean…no one can be THAT douchey.
OH COME ON! He’s got to be fucking with us…NOBODY is this big a douchebag. NOBODY!
Two words: Donald Trump
Dear guy in SUV: Please step on the gas. We’ll honor you forever, I promise!
I’ll bet his cologne is a used colostomy bag.
“I’m not famous anymore, so time to start dressing like a regular person. I think this is what they wear,” said Shia after volunteering at a summer camp for adults with Down’s syndrome.
“Gotta keep a low profile. I should put on a disguise,” thought Shia, “I think I still have some clothes Megan left at my house.”
The “actor” has clearly gone full retard.
Dress like that…I bet he get all the ass he wants down at the senior center.
Here’s a horrible thought – what if I knew him personally? I’m grateful for the path my life has taken.
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