Even Robert Crumb finds this woman lumpy and gross.
She’ll have it all sucked out right before the “wedding”.
Except for the butt cheeks She paid for those and they’re staying.
Say what you want, but you cannot deny that she is media savvy. For example, she hired that crazy-looking ugly guy to walk behind her in every picture just to make herself look a little bit better in every shot.
A totally non-Photoshopped Kim Khardhasian, gets oggled by a totally non-Photoshopped Nicholas Cage.
What can I say? Ben and Jerry’s called for some raw materials – mooooo
Pink goes oink, and cow goes moo!
The guy behind her can feel his wallet emptying and his balls shrinking and that’s just Kim K walking by.
Nah, that’s her totally straight and I mean totally heterosexual, not gay at all, straight as John Travolta publicist so he is actually draining her wallet, not the other way around which is rare in the Kardashian world.
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To the moo and back.
puke all over myself and whats with Cheban’s face melting in the background good lord.
The guy behind would walk closer, but he’d be touching her butt.
Motherfucker looks like he is in serious need of a fix.
It’s on the set of “National Treasure 3″ and it’s gonna be crap, because this time Nic Cage will try and steal Kim’s butt implants.
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