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  1. Ralph

    Is Christie’s face frozen in this look? She looks the same in all her pictures.

  2. 3 times older than Cara Delewhateverhernameis and 10 times hotter.

  3. Cock Dr

    I’d love to see the contract she has with Satan. Real curious about the fine print.

  4. Senor Trout

    She always treats the paps well, so they paid her back by going ‘pssst – hide your hands. Trust us.’

  5. I would destroy her vagina. I mean, it’s 60 years old, probably dry as dust and it wouldnt’ take much destroying…but still, damn.

  6. I would lick the moth balls from her gina, and the Wethers Original from her b-hole.

  7. I want to do all manner of unspeakable sexual things to her. She’s older than my mom btw.

  8. Yeah, she looks good for her age. Too bad she wasn’t very good looking to begin with.

  9. She’s hotter than all three of the “cover models” combined. Hell, she should have been on the cover!

  10. ANUS….put it in your mouth and suck it…

  11. tlmck

    The reason the word “DAYUM” was invented.

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