Today I learned…
I would bang a 60 year old.
…on a scale of one to 10.
Is Christie’s face frozen in this look? She looks the same in all her pictures.
well yeah, she’s thrilled to look this good at fucking 60 years old.
It’s called a smile, dude. I know models don’t smile much these days, Christie’s old school.
3 times older than Cara Delewhateverhernameis and 10 times hotter.
I’d love to see the contract she has with Satan. Real curious about the fine print.
I’ve seen it – Billy Joel and that last douchebag husband are in deep trouble.
She always treats the paps well, so they paid her back by going ‘pssst – hide your hands. Trust us.’
I would destroy her vagina. I mean, it’s 60 years old, probably dry as dust and it wouldnt’ take much destroying…but still, damn.
Who knows .. maybe she was very thorough with her surgeon. She could have the vagina of a champ down there.
I would lick the moth balls from her gina, and the Wethers Original from her b-hole.
I want to do all manner of unspeakable sexual things to her. She’s older than my mom btw.
is your mom hot?
Yeah, she looks good for her age. Too bad she wasn’t very good looking to begin with.
I didn’t know The Superficial was available in braille. How progressive.
@hotel283…are you really that young and stupid? Or just crazy?
She’s hotter than all three of the “cover models” combined. Hell, she should have been on the cover!
ANUS….put it in your mouth and suck it…
The reason the word “DAYUM” was invented.
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