1. did you hear Michelle Rodriguez is scissoring some skank?

  2. JC

    So we all know about roid rage–is there also something called anorexia rage?

  3. “When Michelle drop her pants… I’ve seen things… Things I can NEVER unsee.”

  4. Where will you be when the coke wears off?

  5. “Wait, what? I came out as a lesbian?”

  6. Yep, this is definitely a supermodel. She must be blowing the right dicks or licking the right pussies cause I am baffled as to how the fuck this creature is considered a supermodel.

  7. j/k

    Did you know Michelle Rodriguez is not a french dude?

  8. “I will NOT go into the closet and pray. I’m GOING to the prom, Mama!”

  9. yourmom

    ‘Dis how ANGRY chicken look. BAWK!’

  10. I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

  11. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Winner: Nicole Kidman Look-Alike and Face of Icy Death Contest.

  12. Cats on Youtube, don’t recognize their own reflection either…queue hunched up back hair

  13. coljack

    “What do you mean I have to start driving a Subaru?”

  14. anonymous

    How is this chick a model, let alone a supermodel? I’ve seen hotter chicks waitressing.

  15. I’m seeing a lot of Maria Schriver in Cara. And the bad news for Cara, Maria was much better looking at this age.

  16. Can you imagine waking up to her staring at you like that? Terrifying.

  17. You can hide a lot of cootch splooge in those eyebrows.

  18. gin&tonic

    Not even remotely attractive face, body’s like a 6 at best. Clearly she must do anal

  19. sc4play

    I’m seeing about 15 shades of ‘batshit’ in this one. Correct me if I’m wrong.

  20. Charlesatlas


  21. Eddie

    “Cara, you know Michelle Rodriguez is actually a woman, not a man, right?”

  22. Bob

    The morning after LASIK. #CouldaSworeThatWasVanessaHudgens

  23. “This is amazing. I fucking LOVE this x-ray vision stuff…”

  24. Natty Ice

    “You need me to look intense? I can look intense. See! I. CAN. LOOK. INTENSE. Ugh! Now I’m looking cross-eyed! Wait, wait, wait…one more try…”

  25. malaka

    evil hermione is about to kill everyone with deadly mind bullets.

  26. Thin the brows… Thin the brows…

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