did you hear Michelle Rodriguez is scissoring some skank?
Right behind you!
So we all know about roid rage–is there also something called anorexia rage?
“When Michelle drop her pants… I’ve seen things… Things I can NEVER unsee.”
Where will you be when the coke wears off?
“Wait, what? I came out as a lesbian?”
Yep, this is definitely a supermodel. She must be blowing the right dicks or licking the right pussies cause I am baffled as to how the fuck this creature is considered a supermodel.
the term ‘supermodel’ is now like ‘idol’, or ‘genius’, or ‘hero’. none of them have actual merit anymore.
Did you know Michelle Rodriguez is not a french dude?
“I will NOT go into the closet and pray. I’m GOING to the prom, Mama!”
‘Dis how ANGRY chicken look. BAWK!’
great joke, but it’s spelled “Bok”
Not if you’re the umpire.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
Winner: Nicole Kidman Look-Alike and Face of Icy Death Contest.
Cats on Youtube, don’t recognize their own reflection either…queue hunched up back hair
“What do you mean I have to start driving a Subaru?”
How is this chick a model, let alone a supermodel? I’ve seen hotter chicks waitressing.
I’m seeing a lot of Maria Schriver in Cara. And the bad news for Cara, Maria was much better looking at this age.
Can you imagine waking up to her staring at you like that? Terrifying.
You can hide a lot of cootch splooge in those eyebrows.
LOL! “Cootch Splooge”
Not even remotely attractive face, body’s like a 6 at best. Clearly she must do anal
I’m seeing about 15 shades of ‘batshit’ in this one. Correct me if I’m wrong.
“Cara, you know Michelle Rodriguez is actually a woman, not a man, right?”
Yeah, tell that to her balls!
Hey Vito, your gay lover is funnier, when he bangs your ass with a broom handle. :D
Winner: Douchiest Post of the Day Awards.
The morning after LASIK. #CouldaSworeThatWasVanessaHudgens
“This is amazing. I fucking LOVE this x-ray vision stuff…”
So funny…wow…you are hilarious.
“You need me to look intense? I can look intense. See! I. CAN. LOOK. INTENSE. Ugh! Now I’m looking cross-eyed! Wait, wait, wait…one more try…”
evil hermione is about to kill everyone with deadly mind bullets.
Thin the brows… Thin the brows…
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Cara Delevingne at the Burberry Prorsum show during Fashion Week in London. (February 17, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN