Shall I call you Logan, Weapon X, or skip straight to the dickpunch you so obviously deserve?
I like his little chin ass.
You mean his face pubes. Yes…rather nice, in deed.
It’s positively indecent. He should grow the weird beard up over it.
Fantastic douchebeard. It really complements the douchehair and douchesuit.
“You killed my boyfr-….father, prepare to die”
hugh jackman has the biggest boner right now
“I have crossed oceans of douche to find you.”
Because you really want to highlight if your chin is shaped as old man scrotum.
If you’re going to shave your balls, please take the rest off while you’re at it.
He’s there to sell weed.
Love child of Gary Sinise and Alanis Morrisette.
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Constantine Maroulis at the premiere of 'Jekyll and Hyde' in Hollywood. (February 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN