Josh Duhamel at a photocall for 'Safe Haven' at the Empire State Building Observatory in New York City. (February 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Hey guys! See how close the plane looks! “
“Dammit. I’m staying up here until I can’t see Fergie’s erection through this thing.”
911 redo. Thank you & refreshments to your right.
I can see my 15 minutes dwindling from here.
Where did my career go???…oh there it is! No wait, it’s just a homeless guy pooping…
Looking for Michael Bay and another career boost.
Chased by security for creeping everyone out with his constant ogling of men’s crotches, poor Josh is forced to retreat to the observation deck with his bag of quarters.
“That’s right, baby, eat alllll them beans. You eat ’em right up. Ya, that’s it, get that sauce on your chin. Just like that, daddy likey.”
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