1. Worst Beyonce cosplay ever.

  2. She must have detected the faint smell of a snickers bar and had to be put back on the path by her handler…

  3. She looks like if she so much as sneezes a 5 pound load of shit is going to explode out of her ass.

  4. Toe Jam

    Just remember, this is baby weight on Kim Kardashian. Oh wait…a…minute…

  5. She’s actually leaning over to fart and there are BEEP BEEP BEEP sounds coming from that giant trunk from that brief sway backwards…

  6. Miss Pants

    Looking forward to the premier of ‘Oprah: Life Is But…t’

  7. Oprah presents: Tyler Perry’s Beyonce, A Spike Lee Joint.

  8. Jade

    All that money, no style whatsoever.

  9. It must be nice to not have t give a shit anymore.

  10. tlmck

    I’ve lost track. Is this skinny Oprah, or fat Oprah?

  11. Oprah’s modeling the new ‘Spanx by NASA’.

  12. Yet still a smaller ass than Kim the Cow

  13. “Why am I being turned away?”
    “Because, you can’t fit through the front door.”

  14. Oz Matters

    Apparently, the reciprocal arrangement is that Beyonce is to attend the premier of “Oprah: Life Is But An Ice Cream’.

  15. The NYPD and the DEA are looking for her because they heard that wherever she goes, she’s carrying eight pounds of crack!

  16. A fat broad in a skin tight purple dress, and not one ‘Grimace’ joke here?

  17. Throb the Wonder Mule

    I’d giver her a FAT OL’ BABY !
    No DOUBT about it…………
    As Dave says,”I’m rich bitch!”

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