You know you’re old when the has-beens start looking young
“Did I go on vacation? Oh no, I’ve just been floating dead in the Atlantic.”
So you’re saying there’s a chance I could get back on Grey’s Anatomy?
as a cadaver, yes.
And there is was, shining like a lighthouse upon a stormy sea. Her heart began to race; her skin began to glisten. Truly, Skarsgard’s penis was a treasure beyond price.
This punchline really has nothing worth smiling about
I’ll be fine with never seeing her again.
No one has ever seen Katherine Heigl and Nicole Kidman in the same room.
“You want me to play a self centered actress who has no appreciation of the opportunities she has been given and has burned her bridges with everyone she has worked with? That’s the role I was born to play!”
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