TOES BEFORE HOES!!!!

And then I beat him while repeatedly calling him a n*gg*r. Nothing racist about that, so stop asking at every press conference.

NEIN NEIN NEIN!
(Quentin Tarantino finds out about the shoes requirement at his hotel)

Skinny jeans for fat guys?

Now I’ve seen everything.

Seriously, QT is over hyped. He really hasn’t made a great movie since Pulp Fiction. (Kill Bill was good, B+). He did not deserve an academy award nomination for either Inglorious Basterds nor this years, Django Unchained. Ang Lee should win best picture for ‘Life of Pi’ (but, most likely will not, against good ol’ AbrahamLincoln – Vampire Hunter. What? – Abe was a vampire killer, for real, ya’ll).

“And then, boom, he shoves the needle right into Uma’s heart! Remember that part? What’s happened to me since then? What’s happened to me?!?!?”

…”So then he grabs her in this huge fucking bear hug, so I go SMASH SMASH SMASH….”

Quentin reacts to an invisible autograph seeker.

His foot fetish must seem downright wearisome in the Land of the Rising Sun.

“Feel my scales! Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey!”

No foot fungus!

In the thumbnail, I thought this was Chris Brown on a date with Manti Te’o's girlfriend.

Thought it was Tom Arnold when I first saw the photo.

Why is he beating up Barack Obama?