1. Here we have Exhibit A:
    A shot of the accused 5 minutes before the sexual battery occurred.

  2. Call Agent Tasker, Simon’s telling spy stories again.

  3. Toe Jam

    “Thats it, man. Game over, man. Game over!”

  4. Your weird uncle and his wife who tuned out years ago.

  5. jd

    No one has ever seen Katherine Heigl and Nicole Kidman in the same room.

    True story.

  6. Inner Retard

    Please tell me Bill is just inbetween takes in a movie about a creepy pedophile.

  7. Yeah, yeah, just hurry up and take the damned picture, my panel van is double parked.

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