Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (February 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Ahh nothing sexier than a gunt to go with a ginormous ass….
On her home planet of Naboo, they call her Boss Ass, leader of the Guntgan army.
If those leather pants believe in reincarnation, they must think they’re a cow fetus as they slowly expand each day.
Where boners go to die.
+1 for you, son.
At least she doesn’t have to buy all new clothes since everything she owns is already meant for pregnant women.
I had to sign in, to give this a thumps up. (ah, I miss the good ol days when this was easy). Bravo! Hilarious!
Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles, and Ventura County as well. That’s how big she’s gotten.
Many cans of Crisco died, so she could squeeze into those pants.
Plaid shirt hides the split cowhide in the back.
Somewhere in the garden a Mexican is looking for his shirt.
Oh, the huge manatee…
Finally the secret burglar of Slashs tour wardrobe reveals herself !
Kim learned early establishing dominance over your kid can never start soon enough. As such constricting leather pants and anything else wrapped tightly around your belly is a must.
The leather pants make perfect sense – as soon as her calf is born, it will be ejected straight into a proper hide.
Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.
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