It looks like she’d give you an itch that lasts for more than seven years.
The ONLY thing in this picture that isn’t Photoshopped
in this picture, is her hair. Or she dropped 25lbs last night.
Isn’t Anna Nichole Smith dead?
Yes, I will have some! Yum!
So what you’re saying is you sleep with diseased fat chicks?
…no, he was talking about coco, not your mom. (i’ll have seconds, by the way)
I’m sorry, but where is the line to nail Purgion’s mom?
looks like Marilyn Monroe ate Marilyn Monroe
She should only be photographed from the waist up.
Seems like every blonde has to be photographed as Marilyn Monroe at some point in their life.
Well, at least she does a more credible job than Lindsay Lohan.
Might as well have fake hair, too.
I had no idea that Marilyn had liver problems.
Photoshop is a Girl’s Best Friend
So would. SO WOULD.
…line starts at me.
No, Johnny. You’re behind me.
…leg wrassle ya’ fer it.
It’s the great white buffalo!
Fuck yeah. She’s much sexier than Marilyn ever was imo.
Well, neither could act and both are fake, so it’s six of one in the end.
…i would HAPPILY give her six of one in the end …repeatedly …over the course of many years.
FUCKING SHIT. Marilyn had savvy, talent, and a soul. This vapid bitch not only lacks these qualities, but possesses their opposites: ignorance, untalented, shallow bitch obsessed with the physical to the point she doesn’t even know she’s a parody of women. She should be ASHAMED to even conjure Marilyn’s memory, it is blashpemy. FUCK THAT.
I’ll give you savvy, but Marilyn was a mediocre (at best) actress who was just as shallow and obsessed with the physical. She played into the ‘dumb blonde’ shtick to get ahead and then bitched about being treated like one. She wanted to be taken seriously as an actress and then popped pills, showed up late, forgot her lines, posed for Playboy, and fully embraced everything women *shouldn’t* do if they want to be taken seriously as an actress. She was famous for (and still is famous for) being a sex symbol. THAT is what she was. A great, intelligent actress with a deep soul she was not. People have romanticised her to the point of ridiculousness, and I find it mind-boggling how so many people seem to treat her with kid gloves and yet turn around and blast the Lohans of the world for essentially doing the exact same thing.
Pretty soon we are going to run out of letters in the alphabet to describe which list a “celebrity” is on.
f*** the haters…….love ya Coco
Okay, we have to clear something up here. Coco, can I call you Coco? You’re not Marylin Monroe. You’re barely Dr. Marvin Monroe. You are a square-headed hillbilly with slightly less square breasts. You’re like one of the Blockheads from Gumby, if the Blockheads had a massive thyroid problem and an ass made from two ostrich skin wallets stuffed with cheese curds. You are not, I repeat not, Marylin Monroe.
Not horrible, but…why?!
JFK would never I say never FUCK that!
Bill Clinton would
This being an incredibly hot photo notwithstanding, I’m really not too fond of Coco.
Wow she’s so (hurrrrg, puuuuke!) sexy!
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