superficial

  1. He was skinny for what…like 20 minutes?

  2. Why does this guy always look like he just finished milking a cow?

  3. SSHGuru

    The guy holding the umbrella is thinking “Dammit, I’m gonna need a bigger umbrella soon”

  4. Where’s the guy on the other side holding the other umbrella?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    The lap band isn’t 2 crates of Oreos-proof.

  6. it had to be said

    Why does Mr. Belvidere have to wear a tie and Hill gets to wear jeans?

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Jonah with the belly of a whale

  8. His agent must have called him and told him if he wants to keep getting laid and free stuff he better gain the weight back..

  9. “Thanks for holding that for me, Dad. I’m going to need my scarf back in a minute.”

  10. Deacon Jones

    He looks like he’s wearing prosthetic hands….

    How’d that stomach staple feel shitting it out after you popped it?

  11. Tickled pink that he kept his ‘fat clothes’ Jonah hits the streets with a male escort.

  12. Johnny P!

    Is it in his stunt double’s contract to carry Jonah’s umbrella? His face tells me no…

  13. The Brown Streak

    Still wider than Hilary Duff

  14. Buddy the Elf

    Oh cool – he can go back to being the mildly funny fat kid.

  15. Rob

    He is virtually indistinguishable from Ryan Gosling now.

  16. bigalkie

    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout”

  17. teledildonics

    well, i still say kill it, but now that he is looking normal again we can forgo the fire.

  18. Colin

    Better hold an umbrella for Mr. Hill. God forbid he get wet and look dumpy.

  19. Mwaddams

    Looks like Jonah and Charlie Weiss share a surgeon.

  20. Mark

    At least Hilary Duff has a good excuse.

  21. The Lighting

    And the “Most Humiliating Job of 2012″ award goes to….the guy on the right!

  22. Steelerchick

    Better get back to eating Sushi.

  23. RyanN

    Ok I’ve read the site for 4-5 years and never saw a justification to comment but for fucks sake, this guy can’t carry his own fucking umbrella?

  24. I’m an Oscar nominee – wheeeee!

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