Jonah Hill at The Today Show in New York City. (February 1, 2012)
He was skinny for what…like 20 minutes?
Welcome to the fabulous world of yo-yo dieting.
I hope he got a warranty with his lap band surgery.
Yo-yo dieting—maybe it’s Jonah Hill who’s the White Oprah.
Hey weight, good to see you again!
Why does this guy always look like he just finished milking a cow?
Why you gotta call Harvey Weinstein a cow?
The guy holding the umbrella is thinking “Dammit, I’m gonna need a bigger umbrella soon”
Where’s the guy on the other side holding the other umbrella?
The lap band isn’t 2 crates of Oreos-proof.
They aren’t ice cream proof either. Milkshakes sneak right past that motherfucker.
Why does Mr. Belvidere have to wear a tie and Hill gets to wear jeans?
Jonah with the belly of a whale
His agent must have called him and told him if he wants to keep getting laid and free stuff he better gain the weight back..
“Thanks for holding that for me, Dad. I’m going to need my scarf back in a minute.”
Nuh-uh. That scarf’s too nice to be his.
He looks like he’s wearing prosthetic hands….
How’d that stomach staple feel shitting it out after you popped it?
Tickled pink that he kept his ‘fat clothes’ Jonah hits the streets with a male escort.
Is it in his stunt double’s contract to carry Jonah’s umbrella? His face tells me no…
Still wider than Hilary Duff
Oh cool – he can go back to being the mildly funny fat kid.
He is virtually indistinguishable from Ryan Gosling now.
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout”
well, i still say kill it, but now that he is looking normal again we can forgo the fire.
Better hold an umbrella for Mr. Hill. God forbid he get wet and look dumpy.
Looks like Jonah and Charlie Weiss share a surgeon.
At least Hilary Duff has a good excuse.
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