1. Paris looks happy with her Pepto-Bismal latte.

  2. And by the way…..nice tits.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    The over/under on STDs is 7.

    I say under… she has 5.

  4. it had to be said

    If I didn’t know anything about Paris Hilton but this picture I would be so in to her.

  5. Hugh Jazz

    From the neck down it’s a wonderful example of how talented the plastic surgeons are in Beverly Hills. From the neck, up it’s a sign of how far they still have to go.

  6. sooooooosuperficial

    Those are world class legs.

  7. Black Aquaman in the back rushed to the scene when he caught the smell of a fish in distress.

  8. Johnny P!

    Sorry… who’s this again?

  9. cc

    Shoot me, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t look hot here.

  10. baked

    Well, at least she’s given up pretending to be a fashionista and dressing like the whore she is…

  11. The Brown Streak

    All that sugar is going to her two stomachs.

  12. I”m not sure what disease turns the specimen that color.

  13. Sin

    Why?? She hasn’t shown a tit or puss in a long time. Stop giving her what she wants, which is media attention until she does something to deserve it.

  14. lily

    she has a nice body

  15. frcrkr

    She is gonna be some good MILF action. Without the Mother part.

  16. Mark

    Best dressed for the AVN Awards – Paris Hilton. Actually, that was a compliment.

  17. tlmck

    Trailer trash Barbie.

  18. journalschism

    So angry at myself for getting erection over this harpie…

  19. elissa

    Price check on the Pepto.

  20. Over thirty, unmarried, no kids, yep, she’s about due to die in a terrorist attack

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