1. In an unfortunate twist of fate, their portmanteau name is Viagra

  2. Cock Dr

    *sigh*
    Appreciation for all the man’s full frontal scenes aside, why can’t he do a movie where he’s not smothered under strange 19th century styled facial hair?

  3. Judging by those covered bruises on her back, he really took to character in this film…

  4. cc

    Geez, Viggo, at least wait until you are in a crowded bar so you have plausible deniability.

  5. Johnny P!

    Kiera: “Hold me and don’t let go! I need your talent to bolster my image!”
    Viggo: “I just like feeling your ass, what’s-yer-name.”

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    By coincidence, they both have their hand on something flat and bony.

  7. GeorgeWBush

    Poor Viggo, you’ll never find any ass checks there…you’re in Pippa country son

  8. The Brown Streak

    Just wait until the priest realizes she’s not an alter boy. It happens everywhere she goes.

  9. ouz

    She looks amazing!

  10. joe

    When Hairy met Flatsy

  11. D-chi

    Is he going to headbutt her?

  12. Colostomy Bag

    Her smoking seems to have left her with nicotine stains on her back.

  13. Pappa Razi

    “Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo turn around! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! fuck. Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Behind you, Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Please behind you Viggo!” “Fucking shit.” “Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Turn around! Viggo! Viggo! One smile, please! Behind you! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo! Viggo!” “… Keira!” “Thank you Keira”

  14. lily

    hes hott…lame that shes blocking him

  15. vandinz

    She always makes me think she has a monkey grip on the back of her head pulling the skin on her face to breaking point.

  16. rootcause

    Apparently Keira has to hold up the elderly Viggo Mortensen.

    And wow! You fat chicks are really jealous of this woman. Such bitterness. Always the first clue that some fatty is posting. Put down the bucket of chicken and take a walk.

    Grow up! Um. not out. You already did that.

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