superficial

  1. At the last minute, she hastily crafted a pair of earrings out of spoons because that’s just the kind of person she is.

  2. She is living proof that fame, wealth, beauty and the adoration of millions is all it takes to be happy.

  3. Boo

    OKAY WHAT IS WITH THE FACE IS LOOKING BAD! That or bad makeup job . . .

  4. Something about this bad boy isn’t quite like the others.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    You know the famous saying…

    the camera adds 10 years.

  6. it had to be said

    Picasso never gets eyes right. He’s good at cleavage though.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Why the red face? She looks like she spent the last half hour scraping off clown makeup.

  8. Wide-set eyes like Oprah or Liza.
    Smile that looks a bit like a snarl.
    Loose, thin skin of a grandma.
    Other than that, not bad.

  9. cc

    Nothing like a brief respite from obscurity to put a smile on your face.

  10. Johnny P!

    I thought tits were buoyant. This pair seems to sink every project they’re involved in. Of course, it could be because they’re attached to that mouth: “Oh, the shooting days were soooo long!”, “These press tours sure take a lot out of you!”, “I got a blister on set from wearing those sexy $2000 shoes!”, “They don’t pay me enough!”, etc.etc.etc. C’mon, Hollywood, there are far prettier and more talented women with nicer tits that would be grateful for the work!

  11. Bad Boys? Did Michael Bay direct it or something. Man, I’d love to see the two of them in a room together.

  12. The Pope

    She’s trying to copy Michelle Williams’ vacant stare.

  13. Brought It

    Primarily looks like an over-eager spray tan. Not good.

  14. The Brown Streak

    She said she was going to be late for the premiere…but 17 years? Will Smith and Martin Lawrence just couldn’t wait that long.

  15. Raoul

    Watcha gonna do?

  16. Nina

    Wtf? Is her face melting? She was so hot in Wish Upon a Star!

    • NoseRingGirl

      makes sense, considering that movie came out 16 years ago…

      NEWS FLASH: white women tend to not look as good as they did 16 years ago…no matter their current age (once they pass, say, 30)….they were usually hotter 16 years ago….just sayin…..

  17. tlmck

    As Fred Sanford used to say: “If she were a little darker, she could pass”.

  18. vandinz

    She looks like she’s been down t’pit.

  19. Robin

    Starting to look like the old slut from Sex and the City.

  20. Lucas

    is it just me, or does it look like her fake eyelashes are coming off?

  21. OK, I admit it…I STILL think she’s beautiful!

  22. Smile all you want. You can’t hide those cold dead eyes.

  23. Please … somebody like my movie …

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