superficial

  1. farting old man's wife

    Eh, no longer relevant!

  2. M

    So past his sell-by date…

  3. Stale Prince of Bel-Air.

  4. catapostrophe

    Listening to Rush.

  5. Venom

    Yeah, I know, my kids suck.

  6. anthonyOA

    Been waiting for his new album to drop, yo.

  7. “Aw, man! I ain’t supposed to be seen with these earbuds. Dre’s gonna kill me.”

  8. Wanna bet what he’s not listening to? His own daughter’s crap music.

  9. bethy

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the cabbie thought it whack I had botox in my ear.

  10. Debutante

    He looks very effeminate in this picture….

  11. cc

    He still looks smug.

  12. Gehgee

    Not just normal steroids but experimental steroids

  13. tlmck

    “Yeah I got 10,000 songs on here and none of ‘em are mine”.

  14. KC

    The Fresh Prince of Grey Hair.

  15. MoonBeam

    He’s listening to “Take My Breath Away” and missing Tommy Boy like crazy.

  16. pretty vacant

    thats not an iphone.
    its a glynx-audgynxilatlyd-neuronphmyglstor.

  17. Vince Lombardi

    Pardon me while I get my dranhk on.

  18. Larissa

    Every god damn second of the day he really is thinking – I AM LEGEND.

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