The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.7.11

Deena Cortese at the premiere of The Sitter in New York City. (December 6, 2011)
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  1. Georgio

    “The Sitter” is her new perfume fragrance, hence named because it smells like someone just got up after sitting on a vinyl chair for 7 hours.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:02 pm /  Reply /00
  2. JC

    Meet the next Maxim cover model.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Marie C

    The hosiery, the dress, the belt!! Good sakes where did she raid the only CLOTHESTIME outlet left in the world??

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm /  Reply /00
  4. WhateverYouSay

    If I had to close being a walrus or looking Deena for the rest of my life….I’d choose the walrus. At least I’ll have a longer life expectancy.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:18 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Topher

    You guys ever notice how she looks like a combination of Snookie and JWoww? I’m really gonna have to start re-thinking this whole religion thing…

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:22 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Cock Dr

    Those stripes go all the way into the next time zone.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:35 pm /  Reply /00
  7. CranAppleSnapple

    I thought there was a fashion rule regarding Oompaloompas and horizontal stripes.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:40 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Eric

    The backdrop printer left out the “h.”

    Dec 7, 2011 at 5:45 pm /  Reply /00
  9. socialcomment

    I gotta say Deena looks pretty fuckable in that picture.

    Yeah she does.

    Come to daddy.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 6:01 pm /  Reply /00
  10. boing

    there lies a caulk tucked away amongst those gunt rolls…

    Dec 7, 2011 at 6:12 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Bonky

    I’d fuck her right now, because that’s the best she has looked in months. But afterwards, she’s gotta go, I ain’t taking no chances seeing her as she usually is.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 6:27 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Nina

    Hey, she looks really bangable here

    Dec 7, 2011 at 7:42 pm /  Reply /00
  13. TomFrank

    These photowalls are really getting sophisticated. This one senses who’s standing in front of it and tells the world what you should get her for Christmas.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 8:03 pm /  Reply /00
  14. SlippinX12

    I can’t wait to see her in Warhorse this Christmas

    Dec 7, 2011 at 8:53 pm /  Reply /00
  15. blah

    Did she get some work done?

    Dec 7, 2011 at 9:35 pm /  Reply /00
  16. squishy

    Vertical strips make you slimmer looking, VERTICAL!!

    Dec 7, 2011 at 10:22 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Debutante

    She looks like she had her nose done.
    And she’s not as tan. . Big improvement.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 10:22 pm /  Reply /00
  18. stinky mcpoop

    If the backdrop is any indication we should run for our lives because HOLY SHIT, IT’S HE SITTER!

    Dec 7, 2011 at 11:09 pm /  Reply /00
  19. cc

    Someone decorated a fire hydrant for Christmas.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 11:16 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Daemon8666

    She looks like she ate Jonah Hill’s liposuction.

    Dec 7, 2011 at 11:35 pm /  Reply /00
  21. KC

    They keep her around to make Snookie look thin and pretty.

    Dec 8, 2011 at 3:15 am /  Reply /00
  22. Venom

    Deena blew the good plastic surgeon.

    Dec 8, 2011 at 3:38 am /  Reply /00
  23. Flynbyu

    Is this a new Jersey Shore cast member?

    Dec 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm /  Reply /00
  24. McFeely Smackup

    So much for stripes being slimming…unless she’s actually a buffalo that is.

    Dec 8, 2011 at 4:52 pm /  Reply /00
  25. Rob

    Why are we getting so many pictures of the cast member with broad shoulders? Is she on his fantasy football team?

    Dec 9, 2011 at 3:30 am /  Reply /00

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