“The Sitter” is her new perfume fragrance, hence named because it smells like someone just got up after sitting on a vinyl chair for 7 hours.
Meet the next Maxim cover model.
It’ll be a four-page fold-out with elevation marks and political divisions.
The hosiery, the dress, the belt!! Good sakes where did she raid the only CLOTHESTIME outlet left in the world??
If I had to close being a walrus or looking Deena for the rest of my life….I’d choose the walrus. At least I’ll have a longer life expectancy.
You guys ever notice how she looks like a combination of Snookie and JWoww? I’m really gonna have to start re-thinking this whole religion thing…
Those stripes go all the way into the next time zone.
I thought there was a fashion rule regarding Oompaloompas and horizontal stripes.
The backdrop printer left out the “h.”
I gotta say Deena looks pretty fuckable in that picture.
Yeah she does.
Come to daddy.
there lies a caulk tucked away amongst those gunt rolls…
I’d fuck her right now, because that’s the best she has looked in months. But afterwards, she’s gotta go, I ain’t taking no chances seeing her as she usually is.
Hey, she looks really bangable here
These photowalls are really getting sophisticated. This one senses who’s standing in front of it and tells the world what you should get her for Christmas.
I can’t wait to see her in Warhorse this Christmas
Did she get some work done?
Vertical strips make you slimmer looking, VERTICAL!!
She looks like she had her nose done.
And she’s not as tan. . Big improvement.
If the backdrop is any indication we should run for our lives because HOLY SHIT, IT’S HE SITTER!
Someone decorated a fire hydrant for Christmas.
She looks like she ate Jonah Hill’s liposuction.
They keep her around to make Snookie look thin and pretty.
Deena blew the good plastic surgeon.
Is this a new Jersey Shore cast member?
So much for stripes being slimming…unless she’s actually a buffalo that is.
Why are we getting so many pictures of the cast member with broad shoulders? Is she on his fantasy football team?
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Deena Cortese at the premiere of The Sitter in New York City. (December 6, 2011)