While you suckers have been busy trying to come up with witty captions for the other pictures, I have been enjoying these for quite some time.
What are you trying to say… you came already?
“The circumference of the right cheek is somewhat larger than the circumference of the left. Someone hasn’t been exercising properly.”
I’m looking for my keys….
“…they toss it, and leave it,
and I pull up quick to retrieve it.”
Stupid gay kid. That chair should be mine!
I just pre’ed a little.
Every once in a while, you need a minion to adjust your ass.
Welcome to your Oedipal Complex, kid.
“This is what *I* want. *squeeze* Have you seen mine? I want *this* ass.”
Claudia, I salute you.
I feel like I made that happen with my mind
‘s okay, that’s “Hi!” in Venezuelian.
Coincidentally, this is how you say “You got the job” in Hollywood.
Excuse me, I’d like to ass a few questions.
If I ran up behind the other girl and did that, I’d get slapped. What happened to equality?
Well, *someone* had to do it. Geez.
I love how there’s a kid there as a prop.
“So you see, Paolo, you did not some out this side of mommy…”
This photo wins.
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