…never go full retard
Fuck you Hans Brix!
Tim to suck today’s dick.
Matt Damon in, The Bourne Yodeler.”
So that’s what they mean by being “lit badly”.
What happened to Channing Tatum?
“No, I’m not filming a remake of Romper Stomper.”
“I will NOT bring your car around!”
-”Scotty doesn’t know!”-
“I’m not crying, YOU’RE CRYING!”
Where’s my wife? Where’s Jenna?
The guy behind him is perplexed – you don’t normally see that kind of perpetual butt hurt without Sean Penn nearby.
If there was ever a face that said “one Pabst away from spousal abuse”…
Proving once again that he’s not the one who needs a wig.
Full metal jacket head.
He’s wearing a special toupee made from Spencer Pratt’s flesh-colored beard.
Hey Tito, where’s your porno star wife?
Starting the Bruce Willis superfansite was the best thing I ever did. BEST EVER!!!
He looks angry. Did someone ask him about teacher salaries again?
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Matt Damon at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (December 6, 2011)