Present Al Pacino meets Future Anderson Cooper. Hilarity ensues.
“Whaddaya think I’m gonna do?!?! I’m gonna chuck the ring in the volcano, Sam! Sauron? Eh, Fuck dat guy.”
Al, you got to come back! Santa didn’t mean it. You know the pressure he’s under.
Is someone putting these two into some sort of shrink chamber? I bet it was Tom Cruise.
Who’s dressed worse… the multi-millionaire who wears the same clothes EVERY day or the guy whose pantsline is making his nipples itch?
Seth Greene is looking really old.
The Christmas elves are coming, and they are pissed.
Meh, Pacino. But who’s the guy on the right?
This is what happens when you look at people from the wrong end of the binoculars.
That’s a winner.
Now he’s renting old men to hang with so he looks a bit hipper. If he gets any more hideous he’ll need to be renting dead people to hang with.
It’s like they’re having a contest to see who can get their pants the highest.
Oompa loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Squat & squatter.
Why does Al Pacino dress like that? Every pic posted of him unless he’s at an awards show, he’s dressed in those same old man verklempt attire.
“But seriously Al, I am trying to get you better roles but people keep commenting that you look like a fat, old, homeless bum now and that’s what’s hurting you.”
Listen, whoever comes to you with this Godfather IV sequel, he’s the traitor. Don’t forget that.
Shit, I was gonna have that guy be Tessio, but this is better.
This is his stunt double.
This reminds me of “Rain Man.”
Oh great, another “little people” series.
At first I thought, “Man, Al Pacino is gettin’ old!” and then I realized how spry he looks next to Martin Short…
You forgot to tag Robert De Niro.
Al Pacino and his stylist.
Where did he find a shorter guy??
Does he actively try to look like steamed shit?
WTF. Why does he look like he’s 4″3″ here. Oh wait….he is.
Getting the inside scoop on the 5th race at Belmont.
Well, at least his son and his friends have the same fashion sense as him!?! Like attracts like?
Scar-gut comes complete with blood stained jacket.
Hey fuck you mang! You wanna make a move? Make a move!
I wanted the wide-angle lens, not the fat-angle lens!
Ways to look taller – hang out with someone shorter than you. Al Pacino is doing it right.
“SAY HALLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!”
winner winner, chicken dinner
For as much walking around as you see him doing, you’d think he wouldn’t have such a big gut.
Is this his fashion muse?
Members of the “mile high pants” club
Whose the bum on the right?
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Al Pacino in Los Angeles. (December 6, 2011)