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  1. Present Al Pacino meets Future Anderson Cooper. Hilarity ensues.

  2. I'm A Jerk

    “Whaddaya think I’m gonna do?!?! I’m gonna chuck the ring in the volcano, Sam! Sauron? Eh, Fuck dat guy.”

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Al, you got to come back! Santa didn’t mean it. You know the pressure he’s under.

  4. Is someone putting these two into some sort of shrink chamber? I bet it was Tom Cruise.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Who’s dressed worse… the multi-millionaire who wears the same clothes EVERY day or the guy whose pantsline is making his nipples itch?

  6. Seth Greene is looking really old.

  7. Cock Dr

    The Christmas elves are coming, and they are pissed.

  8. Tanz

    Meh, Pacino. But who’s the guy on the right?

  9. This is what happens when you look at people from the wrong end of the binoculars.

  10. Now he’s renting old men to hang with so he looks a bit hipper. If he gets any more hideous he’ll need to be renting dead people to hang with.

  11. It’s like they’re having a contest to see who can get their pants the highest.

  12. Frank Burns

    Oompa loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me

  13. catapostrophe

    Squat & squatter.

  14. Biff

    Why does Al Pacino dress like that? Every pic posted of him unless he’s at an awards show, he’s dressed in those same old man verklempt attire.

  15. Bonky

    “But seriously Al, I am trying to get you better roles but people keep commenting that you look like a fat, old, homeless bum now and that’s what’s hurting you.”

  16. techman

    Listen, whoever comes to you with this Godfather IV sequel, he’s the traitor. Don’t forget that.

  17. Winnie

    This is his stunt double.

  18. dotmatrix

    This reminds me of “Rain Man.”

  19. Janice

    Oh great, another “little people” series.

  20. Goofball

    At first I thought, “Man, Al Pacino is gettin’ old!” and then I realized how spry he looks next to Martin Short…

  21. Miami

    You forgot to tag Robert De Niro.

  22. bethy

    Al Pacino and his stylist.

  23. AnnaDraconida

    Where did he find a shorter guy??

  24. Does he actively try to look like steamed shit?

  25. Biff

    WTF. Why does he look like he’s 4″3″ here. Oh wait….he is.

  26. cc

    Getting the inside scoop on the 5th race at Belmont.

  27. squishy

    Well, at least his son and his friends have the same fashion sense as him!?! Like attracts like?

  28. Shoes from K-Mart

    Scar-gut comes complete with blood stained jacket.

  29. KC

    I wanted the wide-angle lens, not the fat-angle lens!

  30. MoonBeam

    Ways to look taller – hang out with someone shorter than you. Al Pacino is doing it right.

  31. rican

    “SAY HALLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!”

  32. For as much walking around as you see him doing, you’d think he wouldn’t have such a big gut.

  33. Michelle

    Is this his fashion muse?

  34. Elle

    Members of the “mile high pants” club

  35. Rob

    Whose the bum on the right?

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