In every picture, there’s a hipster chick in a beret saying it all with her eyes.
The hipster chick is thinking “Dat’s a fat ass”.
Hipster chick: “Mischa, you should eat some make up so you can be pretty inside too, bitch.”
Those eyes say HELP ME!!
she’s G-list now? i’m pretty sure that means ‘former actress on suicide watch’
She’s still alive?
Fuck you, chick in big glasses who’s all judgmental.
Fuck her I would. She’s got the mouth freshman look going on.
Lived fast, died young, left a good-looking corpse.
She would have had my eternal respect if she turned around and beat that hipster chick to death.
Jesus Fish eye makeup. That’s new.
I want to draw little feet on her cheeks and make it a pair of Darwin Fish.
Wow, eight more layers of clothing and it would be a spot on impression of an Olsen twin.
Color me surprised, the hipster twat behind her isn’t taking her picture with her iPhone and posting an instagram.
The jacket and the left arm both shrunk in the wash.
Women, every time another woman is behind you, she is looking at you like this.
Lol, so funny and so true.
Looking good for a change!
Her look says Lana Del Rey, her 5150 says Paz De La Huerta.
y’all on FIRE today!
And Hollywood producers everywhere are yelling “Get me that girl! The one in the back with the glasses!”.
Everything she is wearing: stolen
“If I make my serious face, maybe they’ll remember me from something….anything…”
Oh, THAT’s how you say “bitch!” with your eyes!
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Mischa Barton at the G-Star Rodeo Drive Store Opening in Beverly Hills. (December 6, 2011)