1. JC

    “They laser off my herp sores for free as long as I let the doctor ejaculate on my legs.”

  2. Ruth

    Sporting duck lips.

  3. The secret ingredient? Semen.

  4. Janice

    If by “skin care center” you mean “audition,” then sure.

  5. Venom

    My guess is she just convinced Michael Bay to put her in Transformers 4.

  6. She let the best part of the audition dribble onto her jeans.

  7. bethy

    If only there existed a glycolic peel for personality.

  8. Mike Walker

    She has a cot in the back room.

  9. cc

    Hey, it’s 1982.

  10. squishy

    Finally put a few pounds on, looks better.

  11. Steelerchick

    She’s wiping her chin. Is that how you pay for skin care in Hollywood???

  12. Looks like that skin care center talks a better game than I do about what’s good for your skin.

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