“They laser off my herp sores for free as long as I let the doctor ejaculate on my legs.”
I think we have winner here, guys.
Sporting duck lips.
The secret ingredient? Semen.
If by “skin care center” you mean “audition,” then sure.
My guess is she just convinced Michael Bay to put her in Transformers 4.
She let the best part of the audition dribble onto her jeans.
If only there existed a glycolic peel for personality.
She has a cot in the back room.
Hey, it’s 1982.
Finally put a few pounds on, looks better.
She’s wiping her chin. Is that how you pay for skin care in Hollywood???
Looks like that skin care center talks a better game than I do about what’s good for your skin.
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