superficial

  1. your mom

    Has she been getting reverse plastic surgery?

  2. 1NDUN

    I sure wish I had a photo of the Duchess of Alba to paste onto my screen over this nasty beast.

  3. joe

    Hey Tori, how does Dean react when you’re looking for some lovin’?

  4. BP

    Miss Piggy….

  5. karlito

    money can’t by everything, can it? UGH.

  6. Who did her surgeries…Jocelyn Wildenstein?

  7. Jade

    Her face looks like the cheese on my pizza.

  8. EricLr

    That Dean is such a lucky guy.

  9. Deacon Jones

    ” ckfuhhhhh….gahhh myyyy….preCIOUS….de hobbits ….hav it…”

  10. tlmck

    I’m guessing her husband never met her mother before he proposed.

  11. That is the best Miss Piggy costume I’ve ever seen. Bravo!

  12. cc

    Guys, know when to be thankful. Remember her pregnancy bikini?

    • Joquin ingles

      Oh, the one when she had a hole from like a 20mm cannon in her chest? I forgot about it, but thanks for the reminder.

  13. *scratches out eyes*

  14. Mark B

    Looks like she’s taken turns sucking the glass dick and being beat by it.

  15. RobN

    I can’t even say anything mean, the whole thing is just too disturbing.

  16. Little Tongue

    Poor girl… Seriously… :(

  17. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This is one of those thumbnails you look at and think, I’m so not clicking that, don’t even want to go there.

  18. If ever there was a girl lucky to be born into the right family, this is it.

  19. Meg

    This picture just brought back all of the nightmares I used to have as a kid of Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

  20. If this is the state of her fucking face, imagine the horrors of her waistline after the ten million pregnancies she’s had! Sacrebleu!

  21. Jocelyn Wildenstein?

  22. “ERMAHGERD, I JUST HAD ANOTHER BABAY!”

  23. toopier

    “have you brought any fruits or vegetable onto the planet?”
    “two weeks…..two weeks”

  24. journalschism

    Don’t nobody bring me…NO BAD NEWS!!

  25. journalschism
  26. AC

    And then I sez to him I sez, you’ll fill that turkey baster with shperm WHEN I sez and as many TIMES as I sez, SHEEE?

  27. jonesy

    Just imagine for one second waking up to that face saying “GOOD MORNING!” as she clutches your unit. Now, try to go to sleep. Good luck.

  28. Bionic_Crouton

    “I’m melting…MELTING!”

  29. Seeing that face makes me want to watch the Travolta video again. Just to get it out of my head.

  30. “Oh derrrrrrr! Of course I’ve done nothing but live off my Dad’s money all my life. …sheeesh!”

  31. *In a deep, il voce basso profundo*: “Yo, sailor, got a dollar?”

  32. will

    Who cut the cheese?

  33. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Looks like she just saw her reflection in a window.

  34. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    “1952 back catcher glove face”

  35. The act really went downhill since Wayland Flowers passed away.

  36. Timothy

    “Kermy! Kermy! They all came to see moi! I am not washed up!”

  37. Adam Frawley

    Looks like a cross between a barnyard animal and Tammy Fay Baker

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