Has she been getting reverse plastic surgery?
The bigger question is if the guy who keeps impregnating her is blind or doing so only at gunpoint?
Doggystyle does wonders.
she’s rich I tell you, RICH!
I sure wish I had a photo of the Duchess of Alba to paste onto my screen over this nasty beast.
Hey Tori, how does Dean react when you’re looking for some lovin’?
My thought exactly!
money can’t by everything, can it? UGH.
Who did her surgeries…Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Stevie Wonder MD
Her face looks like the cheese on my pizza.
That Dean is such a lucky guy.
” ckfuhhhhh….gahhh myyyy….preCIOUS….de hobbits ….hav it…”
I’m guessing her husband never met her mother before he proposed.
Yes, rule number 1 is always ask to meet the mom before proposing. At least see a picture.
That is the best Miss Piggy costume I’ve ever seen. Bravo!
Guys, know when to be thankful. Remember her pregnancy bikini?
Oh, the one when she had a hole from like a 20mm cannon in her chest? I forgot about it, but thanks for the reminder.
*scratches out eyes*
Looks like she’s taken turns sucking the glass dick and being beat by it.
I can’t even say anything mean, the whole thing is just too disturbing.
Poor girl… Seriously… :(
This is one of those thumbnails you look at and think, I’m so not clicking that, don’t even want to go there.
If ever there was a girl lucky to be born into the right family, this is it.
This picture just brought back all of the nightmares I used to have as a kid of Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
If this is the state of her fucking face, imagine the horrors of her waistline after the ten million pregnancies she’s had! Sacrebleu!
“ERMAHGERD, I JUST HAD ANOTHER BABAY!”
“have you brought any fruits or vegetable onto the planet?”
“two weeks…..two weeks”
Don’t nobody bring me…NO BAD NEWS!!
Genius! Bravo, sir.
Damnit, journalschism said exactly what I was going to say only in fewer words.
And then I sez to him I sez, you’ll fill that turkey baster with shperm WHEN I sez and as many TIMES as I sez, SHEEE?
Just imagine for one second waking up to that face saying “GOOD MORNING!” as she clutches your unit. Now, try to go to sleep. Good luck.
Seeing that face makes me want to watch the Travolta video again. Just to get it out of my head.
“Oh derrrrrrr! Of course I’ve done nothing but live off my Dad’s money all my life. …sheeesh!”
That sequel must suck.
*In a deep, il voce basso profundo*: “Yo, sailor, got a dollar?”
Who cut the cheese?
Looks like she just saw her reflection in a window.
“1952 back catcher glove face”
The act really went downhill since Wayland Flowers passed away.
“Kermy! Kermy! They all came to see moi! I am not washed up!”
Looks like a cross between a barnyard animal and Tammy Fay Baker
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Tori Spelling at The Grove in Los Angeles. (December 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN