superficial

  1. jorge

    one hung low

  2. Crissy

    I used to hate it when my barbie’s head used to get stuck like this…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Who knew the term “googly-eyed” referred to other body parts as well?

  4. I have no idea what that caption means, but you could take a picture of Carmen Electra at an actual Chinese laundry and that would be all right by me.

  5. My short term goal is to make enough money to get my right boob done too.

  6. Tidbit

    Her boobs had a mini stroke like Frankie Muniz.

  7. tlmck

    That hairstyle is the same vintage as her boobs.

  8. Archer

    I think we need to set a trap for the right one before it gets away.

  9. If you tilt your head a little, they almost look symmetrical. Almost.

  10. Ass Penis Fart

    Carmen Electrocuted

  11. journalschism

    So this is how it ends.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Poor thing is trying to figure out where to pick up her dry cleaning.

  13. I would take this woman to be my bride. She’s fucking hot. So sexy.

  14. OnePerson

    Being bitten by the genetically modified chameleon gave her the ability to point them in two different directions at once.

  15. Doc should have used a level on those.

  16. Happy_Evil_Dude

    She’s as surprised as we all are that she has a new song out. “I mean, seriously, who’d pay for that?” she thought.

  17. The Royal Penis

    Every time I see a pic of Carmen I think, “Damn she’s hot!”, then I remember that she took cock from Dennis Rodman and I’m instantly revolted.

  18. EZ-B

    Carmen Electra at Chinese Laundry Celebrates the Launch of Chinese Laundry by Blah blah Blah just show us your tits already, lady.

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