Nice suit, guido. Did you rob a Goodwill?
It’s a pity he didn’t pull up in a Cordoba with T tops.
Diddy suit is played out. He was wearing the same kind if suits when Biggie Smalls was living. At least this time his mouth is closed.
I was going to say at least this guy isn’t giving some Russian chick a pervy check of the merchandise.
I thought Leisure Suit Larry was white?!?
Ooh! Old school reference! I think I was about 13 when that game happened. :D
Just flew in from Hurricane Sandy…..
70s leisure suit.
“Opulence. I has it.”
Somewhere a little old lady is tearing through her laundry trying to find her red velour leisure suit.
This was just moments before he pulled out his Jitter Bug phone to complain about how his grandkids never visit.
no velour Diddy. Not even JayZ can work velour. Or Beyonce even.
So, it’s a Mercedes hood ornament…except that it’s not, it’s a huge medallion shaped like one. Somewhere along the way, “gangster” lost all meaning.
Whoever shakes his hand is in for a shock.
Grandma called – she wants her couch cover back. It was either grandma or Goodwill, I couldn’t hear them very well.
He wears the Mercedes symbol around his neck to remind himself which car he is driving.
See, guys? We should learn. The man is a ” rapper, record producer, media executive, musician, actor, and entrepreneur”, and still finds the time and energy time to participate in, and win, the Mercedes Benz Burgundy Velvet Challenge.
And I thought I was going to be the winner this year.
“YOU! Yeah, you in the maroon sweats. I’m running late. How about you hustle your ass on over here and get these bags for me…”
And the Mercedes Douche Gold goes to….
“Who’s got my block of cheese the size of a car battery?”
Velour or Velvet ?
George Constanza always wanted to be ensconced in velvet , so is Diddy copying George ? Not very original !
Probably heading to his home in Inconsequentialsville, South Dakota to live out the rest of his sad life, yelling at the Grammy Awards telecast on his 9in. console TV, and then running downstairs to run off about 1500 copies of his wild screed about Taylor Swift.
Dude, that was Kanye “Mouth Breather” West, the one who is currently boning Kim “Brainiac” Kardashian. Pretty much the same, though.
“Mouth Breather” Awesome!
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