1. BP

    Don’t you mean Mariah Carey…..

  2. cuddles

    If there’s anything I learned from Orgasmo, it’s that porn stars and Mormons ALWAYS go well together.

  3. I’m a little bit cuntry!

  4. This gal’s a bit kooky. I like her.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Excuse me, Miss Carey? Can you turn so we can get a better look at your . . . I was gonna say necklace, but that works too. Smile!”

  6. Drew


  7. EricLr

    Well, nothing says “Donny and Marie” quite like huge tits.

  8. cc

    What the hell is she doing there?

  9. DeucePickle

    Wonder what she does for a living.

  10. They should use some of that extra armpit skin to build her an upper lip

  11. Sheppy

    I don’t know what it is, but it looks misshapen.

  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    When God gave out brains she thought he said trains, and missed hers.

  13. Cock Dr

    This is the kind of shit that made me give up on porn.

  14. Archer

    “If I’d only campaigned in profile, I’d be the governor now.”

  15. Beer Baron

    Her face sure is melty.

  16. Qmak

    When did Lou Diamond Phillips start dressing in drag?

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    I don’t think that Donny and Marie invited the right Carey.

  18. Vlad

    My eyes! My eyes! They’re melting!

  19. She always had ridiculously huge tits.

  20. zomgbie

    bcuz u just cant have a donny and marie osmond christmas show without a porn star.

  21. I’ve seen flesh-colored fabric that looked more like skin, but never the other way around.

  22. Oh goody! More globes for my Christmas tree…

  23. She got the upgrade to jizz filled implants.

  24. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    She’s still alive? Death clock is on “soon”.

  25. bazingamomma

    Donny’s Las Vegas side piece.

  26. Skill Nye

    that’s a muppet

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