Don’t you mean Mariah Carey…..
Nope, Mary Carey the porn star.
Fact is, both whore for the camera, one is just a bit more honest about it.
If there’s anything I learned from Orgasmo, it’s that porn stars and Mormons ALWAYS go well together.
I’m a little bit cuntry!
This gal’s a bit kooky. I like her.
“Excuse me, Miss Carey? Can you turn so we can get a better look at your . . . I was gonna say necklace, but that works too. Smile!”
Well, nothing says “Donny and Marie” quite like huge tits.
What the hell is she doing there?
Wonder what she does for a living.
They should use some of that extra armpit skin to build her an upper lip
I don’t know what it is, but it looks misshapen.
When God gave out brains she thought he said trains, and missed hers.
This is the kind of shit that made me give up on porn.
exactly. why can’t they find anybody beautiful to fuck on camera anyways?
Half of fun is finding something worth masturbating to. It’s the porn version of foreplay.
It ain’t foreplay if the seeking turns you off completely.
“If I’d only campaigned in profile, I’d be the governor now.”
Her face sure is melty.
When did Lou Diamond Phillips start dressing in drag?
I don’t think that Donny and Marie invited the right Carey.
My eyes! My eyes! They’re melting!
She always had ridiculously huge tits.
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